Zuckerberg Purchses The World

Zuckerberg Purchases The World

^{By; Heather Park, Vivian Lou, Heather Rattray}

Just two weeks ago, Mark Zuckerberg’s big enterprise social network, Facebook, took control of the iPhone Application, Instagram. Just today, Good Morning America announced that Zuckerberg has taken the next step and bought Google, Hotmail, and Microsoft Windows Technology Co. In his most recent interview, he confessed that his “next big goal is to buy Apple and Sony to combine and make the best social network and social networking devices in history.” (New York Times)

 

On the topic of Instragram, the majority of Zuckerberg’s supporters feel that it was a beneficial move to the development of social networking. “And it was like only like a billion dollars, like it could have been like more. It was like such a good like buy ‘cause it’s like worth like that much, like gosh!” reports a Facebook employee of the headquarters in Palo Alto, CA.

Instagram allows you to post photographs to your Facebook Timeline with very interesting filters that make you seem like a professional photographer. For example, with this improvement, you will be able to share pictures of mundane activities in your life, such as going to the bathroom, putting on mascara, or stubbing your toe on the coffee table, all in a very sophisticated manner. Instagram and Facebook combined have an infinite number of uses.

Clearly, Zuckerberg is a very skilled economizer. His company’s capital income is one of the largest grossing in the United States of America. With the purchase of these new top-notch sites and companies (Google, Hotmail, and Microsoft), he has only expended a mere thirty billion dollars from his company’s income.  This 2010 Man of the Year states, “I figure I spend as much on coffee. It’s not a really big deal, you know.” His new plan is to connect Google and Hotmail by re-creating them into Facebook applications, all to improve your stocking experience. From the introduction on the Facebook website, “Your Facebook friends will always be notified when you search a simple thing on the new Google App, or open an email from the new Hotmail App.” Also, in the near future, Microsoft Windows Technology Co. will be the suppliers of computers that have one sole function: Facebook.

Not only has he only spent one billion dollars to keep Twitter from getting his prized Instagram, he will also be dropping another billion on his new project, Petbook. Petbook, a branch of Facebook, will involve a new social network site, dedicated to the house pets of America. He has already created a draft account for his dog, Beast (his profile picture is a professional studio photograph of the Hungarian sheepdog). 

Through this means, our social life as human beings will be improved greatly by this new Facebook combination. Everyone will be capable of communicating more efficiently. The world will be full of the sharing of all information with a single website. Zuckerberg is certainly a man of immense power. We can only sit back and admire his work. Society will be greatly improved with this new transformation, credited to the creator of Facebook.