Zuckerberg Purchases The World
By; Heather Park, Vivian Lou, Heather Rattray
Just two weeks ago, Mark Zuckerberg’s big enterprise
social network, Facebook, took control of the iPhone Application, Instagram. Just
today, Good Morning America announced
that Zuckerberg has taken the next step and bought Google, Hotmail, and
Microsoft Windows Technology Co. In his most recent interview, he confessed
that his “next big goal is to buy Apple and Sony to combine and make the best
social network and social networking devices in history.” (New York Times)
On the topic of Instragram, the majority of
Zuckerberg’s supporters feel that it was a beneficial move to the development
of social networking. “And it was like only like a billion dollars, like it
could have been like more. It was like such a good like buy ‘cause it’s like
worth like that much, like gosh!” reports a Facebook employee of the
headquarters in Palo Alto, CA.
Instagram allows you to post photographs to your
Facebook Timeline with very interesting filters that make you seem like a
professional photographer. For example, with this improvement, you will be able
to share pictures of mundane activities in your life, such as going to the
bathroom, putting on mascara, or stubbing your toe on the coffee table, all in
a very sophisticated manner. Instagram and Facebook combined have an infinite
number of uses.
Clearly, Zuckerberg is a very skilled economizer. His
company’s capital income is one of the largest grossing in the United States of
America. With the purchase of these new top-notch sites and companies (Google,
Hotmail, and Microsoft), he has only expended a mere thirty billion dollars
from his company’s income. This 2010 Man
of the Year states, “I figure I spend as much on coffee. It’s not a really big
deal, you know.” His new plan is to connect Google and Hotmail by re-creating
them into Facebook applications, all to improve your stocking experience. From
the introduction on the Facebook website, “Your Facebook friends will always be
notified when you search a simple thing on the new Google App, or open an email
from the new Hotmail App.” Also, in the near future, Microsoft Windows
Technology Co. will be the suppliers of computers that have one sole function:
Facebook.
Not only has he only spent one billion dollars to keep
Twitter from getting his prized Instagram, he will also be dropping another
billion on his new project, Petbook. Petbook, a branch of Facebook, will
involve a new social network site, dedicated to the house pets of America. He
has already created a draft account for his dog, Beast (his profile picture is
a professional studio photograph of the Hungarian sheepdog).
Through this means, our social life as human beings
will be improved greatly by this new Facebook combination. Everyone will be
capable of communicating more efficiently. The world will be full of the
sharing of all information with a single website. Zuckerberg is certainly a man
of immense power. We can only sit back and admire his work. Society will be
greatly improved with this new transformation, credited to the creator of
Facebook.
